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HeinekenExpress is a darknet vendor shop for a long-standing vendor of the same name. They have been a vendor on various darknet markets for over six years and has racked up thousands of successful sales in this time, going all the way back to Dream Market. Other former markets they have vended on include Empire, Cryptonia, Apollon, and Wall Street, and they can currently be found on ASAP, Abacus, Bohemia, Incognito, and Archetyp. This vendor is based in the Netherlands does not ship to USA, Canada Australia, New Zealand, Sweden, Norway, and a handful of other countries.

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HeinekenExpress has had an independent shop on the dark web for over two years where they offer their usual goods at prices slightly lower than what can be found on the markets they inhabit. While it may seem like an obvious advantage to purchase directly from their shop as opposed to having to pay higher prices through a market, doing so comes without the protection of dispute resolution and escrow. This means that if something goes wrong with your order, you are unlikely to get your money back. HeinekenExpress does not offer refunds but will provide re-shipments for a 50% discount.

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Product Selection

The HeinekenExpress shop carries about 80 different listings across six main categories of products: MDMA, Stimulants, Cannabis, Psychedelics, Benzodiazepines, and Ketamine. They are most well-known for their Ecstasy, Speed, and LSD, of which hundreds of reviewers have remarked on their high quality over the years. Prices for listings tend to be relatively cheap, ranging from 16 EUR to 1500 EUR, with most items available for purchase in bulk quantities.

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Payment Methods

HeinekenExpress supports Bitcoin (BTC), Monero (XMR), and Litecoin (LTC) as payment options. Funds must first be deposited in an account wallet before an order can be placed. We recommend only depositing enough funds to cover one order at a time when using this particular vendor shop. Items are listed for sale in denominations of EUR. The shop conveniently displays fiat conversion rates for their three supported cryptocurrencies in the left-most column of their site for easy reference.

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  • Long-standing, experienced vendor that is largely trusted.
  • Good selection of products that are reported to be of high purity.
  • Cheap prices, flexible quantities.
  • Supports three different cryptos (including XMR).


  • No refunds offered, no protection against failed orders.
  • Several forum reviews from customers stating they never received their products.
  • Restricted geographic availability of delivery.
  • No per-order payment option.

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In all, the HeinekenExpress vendor shop has been largely deemed a trustworthy source for illicit drug purchases in the EU and UK, but it is not without its critics. There are several reports on Dread and other darknet market-related forums of customers who were less than satisfied with their experience, and they are often accused of selective scamming their customers. As a vendor, HeinekenExpress has processed thousands of orders in their time, so maintaining a perfect track record would be a near impossibility. Potential problems can be mitigated by keeping orders small in size, and never depositing too many funds in the shop account wallet at a time.